Posted by: dingetje - Wednesday, 25 January 2006 18:52
"Two strings walk into a bar. The first string says to the bartender: 'Bartender, I'll have a beer. u.5n$x5t?*&4ru!2[sACC~ErJ'. The second string says: 'Pardon my friend, he isn't NULL terminated'." (Unknown)
Posted by: dingetje - Wednesday, 14 December 2005 23:42
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (Douglas Adams)
Posted by: dingetje - Sunday, 27 November 2005 02:18
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. (Rich Cook)
Posted by: dingetje - Sunday, 27 November 2005 02:17
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. (Nathaniel Borenstein)
Posted by: dingetje - Sunday, 27 November 2005 02:07
The Linux philosophy is to laugh in the face of danger. Oops. Wrong one. Do it yourself. That's it. (Linus Torvalds)
Posted by: dingetje - Friday, 25 November 2005 01:05
"19 Jan 2038 at 3:14:07 AM" ( The end of the word according to Unix (2^32 seconds after Jan 1)
Posted by: dingetje - Friday, 25 November 2005 01:05
"The number of the beast — vi vi vi." (Anonymous)
Posted by: dingetje - Friday, 25 November 2005 01:04
"Confucius say: He who play in root, eventually kill tree." (Anonymous)
Posted by: dingetje - Friday, 25 November 2005 01:00
"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb))" (Shakespeare)
Posted by: dingetje - Friday, 25 November 2005 00:57
Posted by: dingetje - Friday, 25 November 2005 00:50
"You start coding. I'll go find out what they want." (Computer analyst to programmer)
Posted by: dingetje - Friday, 25 November 2005 00:47
"A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do." (Greer's Third Law.)
Posted by: dingetje - Friday, 25 November 2005 00:46
"Programming is an art form that fights back." (Unknown)
Posted by: dingetje - Friday, 25 November 2005 00:39
"If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime." (Unknown)
Posted by: dingetje - Friday, 25 November 2005 00:30
"Working computer hardware is a lot like an erect penis: it stays up as long as you don't fuck with it." (Unknown)
Posted by: dingetje - Friday, 25 November 2005 00:27
"Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it." (Seymore Cray, on virtual memory.)
Posted by: dingetje - Friday, 25 November 2005 00:24
"The problem with computers is they do what you tell them." (Unknown)